Crazy things are happening to Me in Tremendous Numbers.

 

Hi, my name is Kae. I am in high school and aim to be an idol. I made countless requests in to many agencies and joined many competitions but I still wasn't scouted. Maybe it's because of my average looks, but don't worry, I am not like one of those sadists. I WILL overcome this. Oh, and forgot to tell you I have a really annoying brother. REALLY!!!. His name is Daniel. Man, he's a pain in the neck. But for now, just forget about that idiot and let me continue my story. And you are completely mistaken if you believe this won't involve one of those bizarre transformation stories. *laughs*. 

Daniel:  "don't laugh you look ugly" 

Me: "hush"

Daniel: "don't shush me"

Aish forget about this idiot let's continue. I suddenly transformed into a beauty queen and I seriously had to  take DNA tests o prove these idiots I am their daughter/sister.

Daniel: "Hey, who are you calling a idiot"

Me: "You dumbass now shut up".

And of course, this helped me climb my way to my dream job as an Idol. Few years passed, and I got a job as an idol and looked financially stable while this idiot, aka my brother, was freeloading in my house. Once, I was really tired after a long day of work and crashed in bed right after I reached home. When I woke up I was in an abandoned forest with my brother. Oh how I wish it would be someone else with me. 

Daniel: "hey be grateful"

Me:"shut up freeloader"

Daniel:"....."

Anyways I was screaming on top of my lungs while my brother was calm as hell.

Me:"fear a bit will you"

Daniel:"no, that's too much work"

Me:"why did of everyone else HE had to come"

Seems like the reason for his calmness is because he had been here once and our home was pretty near. No wonder this idiot was calm. He said he remembered the route, so trusting him, I followed him just to be, walking in circles for 2 hours. THIS IDIOT. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse a man wearing a black cloak stood in front of us saying " You can't escape this forest as I created a barrier with my magic". Magic?Barrier? What is he saying? Few seconds after looking around he pointed at me saying "So you are the one who received the goddess' favour, but don't become arrogant because of it; I'll be stealing that lovely face of yours."

Seems like this face was given to me by a goddess after seeing my hardwork, and this guy is the one who took us to this abandoned forest. After getting a good grasp of things I was a bit relieved that there was actually a way for us to escape.

Daniel:"Man, is he an idiot, did he really require to do all of this for your goddam face?"

Me:"I think he is"

Me:"Listen here you dimwit if its my face you want so badly then take it, I am more than satisfied with my old face"

Black Clocked guy: "THAT EASY??!!"

Me:"What do you think—who in their right mind in the world would put their face over their life?"

Daniel:"Kae,there are people like that........."

Me: (whispers) "stop ruining my quote"

That idiot. Then the black clocked man left us while taking my so called blessing. But don't mistake that I'll forgive him after putting me in such a ruckus and taking my beautiful face.Although I'm not sure why, we idols usually carry a tracking device, which has become finally useful now.We catched that guy and i got another blessing or so it seems and my brother is STILL FREELOADING!!!

Daniel:"~thank you~"

Me:"that little"